"So, we kidnap a rich man’s wife, cut off her ear, and then send it to him; special delivery. And then we just.. keep chopping… bits of her off, until he pays the ransom…"
(St Trinians, 2007)
the new assassin’s creed looks great
can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a womanshots fired
I love you and it’s killing me inside.
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
"MY BOOBS CAN LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN THIS"
it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again