I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?
Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:
And also Tony Stark
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
THESE ARE SO GREAT
I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds
You can buy Flappy Bird plugs on Plugmyholes.com
If you listen closely you can actually hear Mariah Carey’s career being resurrected as Christmas nears
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
i like being alone, not feeling alone